Don't know what to name this

That time is not far away, when Internet and phone will be free.

That time is not far away, when water and air will cost you a fortune.

Why compilers should start looking into comments!!!

/* Fix for BUG: 1313 */
jumpFlag = 0; /* Set jumpFlag to 1 */

MS Word cleaner!!!

See http://textism.com/wordcleaner/

"A tool to strip Microsoft's proprietary tags and other superfluous noise
from Word-generated HTML documents, leaving all the basic goodness intact."

A perfect example of why closed source sucks!!!

Trying to fix up badness in programs using other programs.

Sounds like somebody should modify MS Word HTML generation part.

Got to love this if u've heard the real song

"
Another Glitch in the Call
(Sung to the tune of a Pink Floyd song)
-
We don't need no indirection
We don't need no flow control
No data typing or declarations
Did you leave the lists alone?
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Hey! Hacker! Leave those lists alone!
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Chorus:
All in all, it was, just a pure-LISP function call.
All in all, it was, just a pure-LISP function call.
"

If you don't know, the real song is,
Another brick in the wall..

Habit

The most basic fact of life. Every action is influenced by habit.

23

It's Jan 23, 2009. It's been 23 years of travel through this strange loop.

Does god exist?

Yes, God exists in minds of people. Then you may ask does it exist in reality? Take a look at this quote from "The Matrix".

"If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain."

Well, real seems so un-real now. doesn't it? :-)

The most "real" place anything can exist is someone's mind. Since God exists in many (many!!!) minds. It should be more real than you or me.

"
Neo: I thought it wasn't real
Morpheus: Your mind makes it real
" - From 'The Matrix'